Tänk vad konstigt det skulle vara om storfilmen Titanic handlat om vin och inte fartygsförlisning.

Då skulle vi kanske höra dessa repliker:

-My name is Jack. Jack Rawson. From the Rawsons retreat-famliy in Chippawa Falls.

-It's hard for me to remember, Mr Lovett. It's has been sommelier...

-Or the undrinkably Molly Brown, as history would name her...

-I'm sorry Fabrizio. We are not gonna see America for a long time....FULL HOUSE, BOYS!
-Förbannade Riesling!

-So...you found the heart of the Two Oceans  (torr, aromatisk, ungdomlig)

-I beg you...please...women, children and Riojas ONLY!

-I'm the KINGFISH (varunummer 6457) of the world! Uuuuhhhhh! (rödtjut)